When you think of random, what do you think?
...a difficult one to comprehend right?
Have you ever been in that position where you are needed to think of something so random, your mind is at a blank...? Well, my friend, you are not alone.
I mean let's face it, random can be as wide-ranging as you'd like it to and there's actually no real way of defining its extent. In fact, random thoughts don't happen whilst thinking, it happens randomly - hence 'random'.
adjective - made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision
So now that we've cleared that up - here's our top 5 random items added to Paperclip:
1. The Apple Calculator
Hmm, I guess this may be useful in calculating how much you're thinking of spending on Apple products this Christmas and thinking how much you've saved on this iCalculator!
Unfortunately, I have to say with regret that they've probably still upped the value of this calculator by adding the Apple sticker.
We've given this a Random Rating (RR) of 6/10
2. The Right Foot
They are clearly in denial that this will sell. I mean unless you like wearing two different trainers at the same time, or a similar situation occurred where someone is left with solely their left trainer... then this is a miracle... although the chances of that happening are slim to say the least.
Nevertheless, this has to make the list - the description says it all.
3. The Wrapper
This may just be the place to recycle your unwanted items, but a chocolate wrapper... really?
We think this user may be slightly flaky... (excuse the pun)
7 out of 10 on effort of randomness
4. The Gareth Bale Soother
This must definitely be genuine *cough cough*
A forged signature, a signed football or shirt, something more realistic, but a packet of soothers?
I'd love to know how he thought of this, but then again random thoughts just appear out of nowhere, don't they?
The winner of randomness goes to this guy! RR: 10/10
5. The Paperclips
I think this person had a different idea upon downloading Paperclip - a place to sell paperclips perhaps?
Well not that we don't think it is a great item and if you're in the paperclips business, this is the best place to sell them right? So not so random after all - but I'll your subconscious be the decider on that.
Well, there you go folks, our top 5 random items on Paperclip. So random it's not... but it is...
If you've seen or uploaded an item on Paperclip which you think beats these on randomness, please email us at email@example.com with the details and we may feature this on Paperclip's 'Random Item of the Month'.